Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your

Q: What is the best Iraqi job ?

| Military jokes

Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in

| School jokes

Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !

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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love

| Various animal jokes

Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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What kind of star wears sunglasses?

| Movie and TV jokes

What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.

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What's the most wicked thing a

| Accountant jokes

What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

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Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your arm?” Boy 2: “I ate some Easter candy.” Boy 1: “Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise.” Boy 2: “It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!”