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Why did the robber take a bath?

| Bath jokes

Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

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A dentist friend of mine

| Dirty jokes

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.

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When this guy heard that the Pope was coming

| Religious jokes

When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was this bum standing next to him, with old, dirty clothes on. The the guy's amazement, when the Pope came, he we

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with

| Internet jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg

| Bird jokes

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !