A guy gets home early from work and hears
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A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' he says. 'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's diallin
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A man was traveling down a country road when
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A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."
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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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Did you know pillows
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Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
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What did the alien say when his flying saucer
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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !
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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !