Customer: Why doesn't this
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
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Q. What do a hurricane, a
| Divorce jokes
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...
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Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl
| Cannibal jokes
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!
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Did you get
| Dentist jokes
Did you get your money? ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"
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Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.