Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away
| Clinton jokes
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
| Cat jokes
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
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What ten letter word starts with
| Spelling jokes
What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.
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A customer was asked to send a
| Computer jokes
A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes.
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Teenage Driver: But,
| College jokes
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
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Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.