Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up

Consider one of the most perplexing

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Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

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Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if

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Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!

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A young family moved into a

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A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She h

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Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes

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Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory

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A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: "You can't park anywhere near this place!"

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Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? – A: Catsup!