What do you do if your computer hums?
| Computer jokes
What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!
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Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's
| Car and train jokes
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
| Dead and dying jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
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I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His
| Divorce jokes
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
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two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one
| Hair and bald jokes
two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His mate says wel
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Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!