Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
| Frog jokes
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him
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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle
| Sport jokes
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !
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A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
| Ethnic jokes
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy. The Scot is not impressed and says, That's nothing! In the Highlands every
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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant
| Fishing jokes
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught on
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Don't look out of the
| Beauty jokes
Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.
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What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !