Q: Why is
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
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What was the policeman's
| Baby jokes
What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
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Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
| Dance jokes
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop
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NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and
| Parent jokes
NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money.
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Men are like vacuum
| Men jokes
Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
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Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, “Where are we?” Rachmaninov said, “Carnegie Hall, sir!”