Yo mama so old she ran track with
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by
| Cow jokes
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!
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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies
| History jokes
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
| Mouse jokes
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
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A shopkeeper was dismayed
| Business jokes
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES. The shopk
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Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, “I think they could be bird tracks.” The second blonde went to look and said, “No, I think these are deer tracks.” They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!