One day two blind men started
| Blind jokes
One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.
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The doctor said he would have me on
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks. "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town
| Firefighter jokes
The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave. As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased s
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yo mama's o fat she supplies 99
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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Bill:"My homework is really difficult
| Elephant jokes
Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."
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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? “In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue.”