Q: What did one strawberry say to the

Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student

| Aviation jokes

Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

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Returning from her vacation, the

| Marriage jokes

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then ?" "What and ruin my vacation ?" s

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Why men like to fishing so much?

| Fishing jokes

Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,

| Money jokes

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

| Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!

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Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:”Look at the jam you’ve gotten us into!”