What kind of watch is best for people who don't
| Time jokes
What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.
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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
| Space jokes
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.
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Q: How can you tell if a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
| Burger jokes
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
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Following some duty overseas, the officers
| Military jokes
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangemen
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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !