An army sergeant told Private Perkins
| Idiot and fool jokes
An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"
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How are men like noodles?
| Men jokes
How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
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Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur
| Dinosaur jokes
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
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Why did the 280-pound girl
| Marriage jokes
Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.
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There's this cathedral that's still being
| Religious jokes
There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A characteristic of these "cage elevators" is that the doors (gate) must be closed manually for them to be "called" to another floor
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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn’t want to mention it.