What did the apple say to the apple

What part of a football ground is never the

| Sport jokes

What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!

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Q: How many Labour Party

| Political jokes

Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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What do cars do at the disco?

| Dance jokes

What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

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Why are spiders like tops ?

| Insect jokes

Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !

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How do you know a Brigham

| College jokes

How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.

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What did the apple say to the apple pie? “You’ve got some crust.”