If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
| Gorilla jokes
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.
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There are a lot of words you
| Men jokes
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.
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Teacher: How much is half of 8?
| School jokes
Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
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When this guy heard that the Pope was coming
| Religious jokes
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was this bum standing next to him, with old, dirty clothes on. The the guy's amazement, when the Pope came, he we
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I forgot my brother's
| Birthday jokes
I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.
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Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.