Why did the gum cross the road?
| Elephant jokes
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
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The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy
| Divorce jokes
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My clien
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Q: What are the
| Dirty jokes
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.
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A man arrives at the gates of heaven.
| Heaven and hell jokes
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Baptist." "Go to room 18, but be very q
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Why did the pig join the Army?
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.
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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!