Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized

If you are standing in the main

| Weather jokes

If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.

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There was a

| Farmer jokes

There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?" "Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?" "Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you sho

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The man was in no shape to drive, so

| Police jokes

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at t

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Q: Why couldn't the animals

| Humor jokes

Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What are the most athletic

| Various animal jokes

What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.