Why do the elephants have short tails
| Elephant jokes
Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !
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On the way to
| Children jokes
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May
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Why do some accountants
| Accountant jokes
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.
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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to
| Monster jokes
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
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What do you call an accountant who is seen
| Accountant jokes
What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular'
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What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!