Why do some accountants

Q: What is the difference between a trumpet

| Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.

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What is a drill team?

| Dentist jokes

What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.

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There were three guys in an

| Aviation jokes

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they got back on the ground they were walking down the street and they saw a woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they went up to ask her why she was crying she s

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What is the definition of "derange"?

| Cow jokes

What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and sai

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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.