Teacher: I wished you would pay a little
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
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What do you calll a woman that people sit on
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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !
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Its clear said the teacher, "That you
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Its clear said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
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A little girl spoke to her teacher about
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A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale." Irritated, the t
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A man calls his
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A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.
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What’s a snake’s favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !