Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

How can you avoid falling hair?

| Hair and bald jokes

How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.

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What is the difference between Father Christmas

| Dog jokes

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

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Mrs Saggy:

| Beauty jokes

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!

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If your dog is

| Women jokes

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.