Why couldn’t the cow leave the farm?

Q: Why are violas so large?

| Music jokes

Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull's authenticity, signed by Saint Patrick himself. Ten years later the tourist

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..... Ya see, we

| Computer jokes

..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?

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What happened to the two mad vampires?

| Vampire jokes

What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

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While away at a convention, an

| Dirty jokes

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the ex

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Why couldn’t the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!