Why did the grape cross the road?

Q.How many blonde's does it

| Blonde jokes

Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four

| Zoo jokes

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn't recognize them!

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What is red and dangerous ?

| Insect jokes

What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

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Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying.

| Ethnic jokes

Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."

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The seven-year old girl told her mom,

| Doctor and nurse jokes

The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor." "Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?" "Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."

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Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.