Why was Dracula always willing to help
| Vampire jokes
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
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There were these two Engineers who decided
| Biologist jokes
There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs when a Wildli
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Fred: Do you
| Birthday jokes
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.
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A guy had been feeling down for so long
| Mental health jokes
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then
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Patient: Doctor, if
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
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Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.