Q: How many musicians does it take to change a
| Music jokes
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!
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What did the wife say to the
| Horse jokes
What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!
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A doctor and his wife were having a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was i
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At a lesson in topography a
| Military jokes
At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't see that object even at day time."
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There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs when a Wildlife Biologist happened upon them. He said, “You know, the hair follicles on a moose have a grain to them that causes the hair to lie toward the back. The way you are dragging that moose, it increases your coefficient of friction by a huge margin. If you grab it by the antlers and pull, you will find the work required to be quite minimal.” The Engineers thanked him and started dragging the moose by the antlers. After about an hour, one Engineer said, “I can’t believe how easy it is to move this moose this way. I sure am glad we ran across that Biologist.” “Yeah.”, said the other. “But we’ re getting further and further away from our truck.”