Why did the ghost work at
| Ghost jokes
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
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There's
| Religious jokes
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery wo
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Producer: Would you call your leading
| Movie and TV jokes
Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.
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Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
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What did the stamp say to the
| Letter jokes
What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."
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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!