One day the counsellor got a
| Humor jokes
One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday. 'Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?' 'At the garbage dump! the old camper answered.
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A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher
| Dead and dying jokes
A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he
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There are a
| Dirty jokes
There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. Most of the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, a
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Why
| Halloween jokes
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.
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Policeman: Why were
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
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What are three words you dread the most while making love? “Honey, I’m home.”