Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax
| Business jokes
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
| Christmas jokes
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
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How many cops does it take to
| Police jokes
How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.
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What happened to the man who put his false
| Teeth jokes
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
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Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
| Bus jokes
Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.
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A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, “Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers.”