Patient: Doctor, if

Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a

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Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you t

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Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat

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Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."

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A minister gave a talk to the

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A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her h

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What do elephants say as a compliment

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What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

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Have you seen www.yawn.com?

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Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes, but I'm a bit tired of it.

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Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.