Jack: "My brother was sick and
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of
[ read more ]
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had
| Ethnic jokes
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned - they couldn't get the tailgate open!
[ read more ]
Young man, do you think you can handle a
| Business jokes
Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? "I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."
[ read more ]
A strained voice called out through the
| Old age jokes
A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a good, Jewish girl?"
[ read more ]
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach
| Weather jokes
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. What's it like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather, you'll love the food."
[ read more ]
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.