Who was that on the phone, Fred?
| Telephone jokes
Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
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What goes eek, eek, bang?
| Mouse jokes
What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
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Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right
| Music jokes
Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
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What happened to the entertainer who did
| Cannibal jokes
What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !
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What happened to Ray when he met the
| Monster jokes
What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.
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When is a parent like a child? When he’s a miner.