Q: What is the difference between a violin and a
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.
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You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide
| Yo momma jokes
You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!
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What US state has the most cows?
| Cow jokes
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!
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For two solid hours, the lady
| Parent jokes
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. "Oh, I've do
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How many psychologists does it
| Mental health jokes
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.
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Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.