Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what

Q: What is the difference between a violin and a

| Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.

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You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide

| Yo momma jokes

You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!

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What US state has the most cows?

| Cow jokes

What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!

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For two solid hours, the lady

| Parent jokes

For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. "Oh, I've do

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How many psychologists does it

| Mental health jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.

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Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.