A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown

Whats the world weakest animal ?

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Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

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How do you know a Brigham

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How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.

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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and

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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

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Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on

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Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”