Did you hear about the blonde who put
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
| Cow jokes
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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George went fishing, but at the end of the day
| Fishing jokes
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me. 'Why should I do that?' the owner asked. 'So I can tell ever
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Why does a barber never shave a man with
| Hair and bald jokes
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
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A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, “Mom, what’s sex?” His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, “Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?”