I was once in a play called
| Bed jokes
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
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Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions,
| Parent jokes
Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions, said the father. "I'd like to know what would have happened if I'd asked as many questions when I was a boy." "Perhaps," said the boy, "you'd've been able to answer some of mine."
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What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the
| Ethnic jokes
What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
| Computer jokes
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
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One day a teacher was asking her class to use
| Dirty jokes
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors. Another little boy raised his hand and said "the leaves on the trees are absolute
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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !