Teacher: What do you think
| Space jokes
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?
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Policeman: Didn't you hear me
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.
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Q:What did one plate say to the other
| Restaurant jokes
Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!)'
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Q: What's the only thing worse than a
| Music jokes
Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
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How many firemen does it take
| Firefighter jokes
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.