Tourist: What’s the speed

Dad, did you manage to

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Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape should it be?

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The last time I saw a face like

| Banana jokes

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

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Did you hear about the blonde who put

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Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".

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What do you call a dumb bunny?

| Rabbit jokes

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.

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Interns think of God, residents pray

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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

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Tourist: What’s the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don’t have one. You strangers can’t get out of here fast enough for us.