Army Retirement
| Vietnamese
The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring general's body, between two points he chose. The first G
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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in
| Dog jokes
What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.
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Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his
| Clinton jokes
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
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Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing
| Fishing jokes
Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold
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Have you seen www.apathy.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.apathy.com? No, and quite honestly I can't be bothered.
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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don’t. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn’t give me one !