First Boy: Why is your brother

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a

| Ghost jokes

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.

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You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park

| Weather jokes

You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom don't you believe? Your story teller,

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When the school was broken into, the

| Criminal jokes

When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.

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These two blondes walk into a

| Blonde jokes

These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Teacher: Why does the

| School jokes

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !

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First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw loose !