Why did your

How many Histrionic

| Mental health jokes

How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? "You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You don't love me anymore!"

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Luke had it first, Paul had it

| Spelling jokes

Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it? The letter L.

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Q. Where does

| Fishing jokes

Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!

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For what person do all men take off

| Hair and bald jokes

For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.

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What did the slug say as he slipped

| Various animal jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!

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Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit