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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets

| Dentist jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Who do hamburgers love on TV?

| Burger jokes

Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!

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President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do

| Clinton jokes

President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.

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Vietnam Vet

| Vietnamese

A man was being interviewed for a job. ""Were you in the service?"" asked the interviewer. ""Yes, I was a Marine,"" responded the applicant. ""Did you see any active duty?"" ""I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."" ""May I ask what happened?"" ""Well, I had a grenade g

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If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather,

| Weather jokes

If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.

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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He’s not a star though, he just does bit parts!