How are you getting on
| Internet jokes
How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.
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Slim walked into his local post office
| Idiot and fool jokes
Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"
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A Texan farmer goes
| Farmer jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his h
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?
| Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Tommy, wanna play house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your thoughts.” “Communicate my thoughts?” said a bewildered Tommy. “I have no idea what that means.” The little girl smirks and says, “Perfect. You can be the husband.”