What happened when the girl dressed as a
| Halloween jokes
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
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A boy from France
| Ethnic jokes
A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, Mommy, I learned new words today. She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?"
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Why did the firefly keep stealing things
| Insect jokes
Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
| Ethnic jokes
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
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What does a clam do on
| Birthday jokes
What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.