Not that my wife's the
| Marriage jokes
Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project. As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the office for my return. The temp, who
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What did one tooth say to the other
| Teeth jokes
What did one tooth say to the other tooth? "Thar's gold in them thar fills."
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What kind of protozoa likes
| Halloween jokes
What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!
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An English
| Criminal jokes
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off." The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when
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Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town’s morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town’s only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night.