How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've
| Old age jokes
How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.
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What does an accountant say when
| Accountant jokes
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
| Lawyer jokes
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper. "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding
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Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
| Dance jokes
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!
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YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN
| Yo momma jokes
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!
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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, “If he gets loose, will he hurt us?”