Why can't blondes
| Blonde jokes
Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
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One day while walking down the street
| Heaven and hell jokes
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St.Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out
| Various animal jokes
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!
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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in
| Weather jokes
What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze
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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer
| Computer jokes
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
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The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. “Everyone knows,” the mother lectured him, “that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool.” “Oh really?” said the lifeguard, “from the diving board!?!?”