Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the
| Cat jokes
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.
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Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
| Blind jokes
Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
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Night. A sleeping couple
| Marriage jokes
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But I am the husband!"
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What is the Easter Bunny's
| Easter jokes
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!
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A young bloke has started work on a
| Car and train jokes
A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he's all right. "I've got a problem, Boss. I'm stuck 'ere. I've hit a pig!" "Ah well, these
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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !