First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up
| Insect jokes
First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.
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Moses,
| Religious jokes
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in
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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
| Gorilla jokes
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
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As the bus came to the stop, the man
| Bus jokes
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.
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Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, ‘Mike, you wait here, I’m going to run in for confession, it’s been a long time’. Pat enters the confessional and says,’ Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman’. The priest asks, ‘was it Mrs Murphy’? ‘no, Father’, was the reply. ‘Was it Mrs O’Boyle’? Again the reply was ‘No, Father’. ‘Was it Mrs. O’Grady’? Pat said, Father, I’ll not be teling you the lady’s name! So the priest told him to say two Hail Mary’s for each time he had sinned with the woman. Back on the street, Mike said, ‘Well, how did you do’? Pat said, ‘Just fine, I kept me mouth shut and got 3 new prospects’!