What happened to the wizard who ran away with
| Humor jokes
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again.
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A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident
| Police jokes
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "He
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Why do the elephants have short tails
| Elephant jokes
Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !
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Women need a reason to have
| Dirty jokes
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, ‘What on earth did you do that for?’ ‘I wanted to know if there was room on top,’ replied the man.